Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive... [1]
Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas. [2]
A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"
B: "log cabin."
A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C." [3]
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences. [4]
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. [5]
A: Because you can't drink and derive... [1]
Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas. [2]
A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"
B: "log cabin."
A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C." [3]
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences. [4]
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. [5]
