Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive... [1]

Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas. [2]

Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences. [4]

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. [5]

A: Because you can't drink and derive... [1]

Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas. [2]

*A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"**B: "log cabin."**A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C."*[3]Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences. [4]

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. [5]